DICK AND JANE Cavemen

This is not intended for any Dicks or Janes we all know today.
I wanted to use other names, but they were all longer than one syllable.

What's a syllable, Mommy?!



See Dick sit.
See Jane sit.

See Dick stand.
See Jane stand.

See Dick ass(ault.)
See Jane ass(ault.)

See Dick steal.
See Jane steal.

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???

I hope that one day, we can all speak using more than three words again.
Sigh...

See Dick attack someone.
See Jane attack someone.

How about that?
Too much to type on your chat and text interface?!
Sigh...saves me work, having to explain it.

See Dicklookfor whores.
See Janesetup whores.

How about that? Say it all fast, scrunch the words up fast like that?!

I got all of that in three words.
That's how the new humans talk anyway.
So, I got all the words in that time!

AH-Hah!

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They don't need to talk.
They don't need to enunciate the words.
So, now I fit in!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lucky me!!!

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I fit in.
I fit in.
I fit in.
I fit in.

Does that fit?
In your brain?
Ok...ok...ok...


Me no English (oops, have to slur the word English)
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Me no mon(ey) (hope they will ask someone else?!) (did i fit it in their brain?)

Me no Eng(lish) (English: (sigh!) two syllables...

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Me no job...

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Me no money...
aside:(please) ask someone else.


Dick is BROKE!
JANE IS broke.

Dick is sad.
Jane is sad.


This is sad.
It is sad.

Me not ho.
Me not ho.
I know u sad.


Me have school
Me speak Eng(lish)
U-no me ask sex
ok ok ok

You in gang?
You no school?
You ask sex?
You no talk?
You no mon(ey?)

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Need English teach(er)?
I can help.
I can help.
I can help.

I can teach.
I can teach.
I can teach.

Library
Library
Library

Three syllables...whew!

I got it in that time!


thug
thug
thug

Don't jump me.
Don't jump me.
Don't jump me.

Me no rob.
Me no rob.
Me no rob.

Me work long.
Me work long.
Me work long.

thug
thug thug
thug

no jump folk
no jump folk
no jump folk

o kaaa y
o kaa y
o k ay?

I mean it.